Speechless Once Again

Me: All right after this round of explanation, do you have a
clearer picture of what's going on?

Student: I shall pretend to understand what you just taught.

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Student: I am starting a new club in school.

Me: Cool. What are you calling it?

Student: Project Mayhem.

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Me: How was the recent math test?

Student: It was.........

Me: Difficult?

Student: Intellectually STIMULATING.

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Me: I know at times things in school may get rough and
extremely fast-paced, but just hang in there and don't give
yourself too much stress.

Student: Don't worry I am not stressed. I have yet to submit
last year's holiday homework.

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Me: April Fool's Day just passed, did you play any pranks on
others?

Student: Nope. But my friend did, and it was an awesome one.

Me: Pray tell.

Student: She went around telling everyone she was pregnant,
and managed to borrow money to get an "abortion".

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Me: Ok now that you have completed the problem, get checking.

Student: Check what?

Me: Your workings.

Student: How?

Me: Since this is a statistics question, take your calculator and
punch in them numbers again to make sure your fingers did
not disobey you previously.

Student: Why?


Outrageous moments like these: precious. Peace.