clearer picture of what's going on?
Student: I shall pretend to understand what you just taught.
Student: I am starting a new club in school.
Me: Cool. What are you calling it?
Student: Project Mayhem.
Me: How was the recent math test?
Student: It was.........
Student: Intellectually STIMULATING.
Me: I know at times things in school may get rough and
extremely fast-paced, but just hang in there and don't give
yourself too much stress.
Student: Don't worry I am not stressed. I have yet to submit
last year's holiday homework.
Me: April Fool's Day just passed, did you play any pranks on
Student: Nope. But my friend did, and it was an awesome one.
Me: Pray tell.
Student: She went around telling everyone she was pregnant,
and managed to borrow money to get an "abortion".
Me: Ok now that you have completed the problem, get checking.
Student: Check what?
Me: Your workings.
Me: Since this is a statistics question, take your calculator and
punch in them numbers again to make sure your fingers did
not disobey you previously.
Outrageous moments like these: precious. Peace.