Speechless
Me: Take out your textbook. Time to do math.
Student: Sorry I am no drug dealer. I don't do meth.
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Me: Hey, look.
Student: Luke? I am your father.
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Me: Ok, next question.
Student: Ok, next question.
Me: Are you a parrot?
Student: Are you a parrot?
Me: Stop it.
Student: Stop it.
Me (tongue-in-cheek) : Do it one more time, and I will rearrange the features on your cat's face.
Student ( gleefully): Was I irritating?
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Student: Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir Sir.
Me: Don't SIR me pancakes, I work for a living.
Student: Sir.
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Me: Stop fidgeting. Why are you so restless?
Student: Can I ask you something?
Me: Sure, go ahead.
Student: Could I order Domino's Pizza now?
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Me: You know, if you worked a little harder, I am pretty sure you would have scored much better grades. I sense the genius in you.
Student: I don't want to be a genius.
Me: Why not?
Student: Because I would be half dead in a wheel chair strapped to a voice synthesizer.
Outrageous moments like these: precious. Peace.